Have you ever heard the saying “take a picture it’ll last longer”? Well, no more! They will NEVER even see you staring with these bad boys on.
You’ll be too cool for school as you strut right by in your new M-69 X-Ray Vision Specs. 100% undetected, 169% guaranteed.
This is your Safe Place. A place where you can feel free. Think of these sweet shades as your nest... in a tree of trust and understanding. You can SEE anything with these babies on...ANYTHING!
Maybe you’ll see something you never even thought about before? Or perhaps something you never want to see again!
Anything and everything is possible with your AMAZING New M-69 X-Ray Vision Specs.
- Great at parties
- See thru clothing
- See bones thru skin
- Em-bare-ass your friends
- Hilarious optical illusion
- Completely scientific
- Thanks Science
WARNING: Wearing over and over and over could cause you to go blind...wait, never mind, that’s something else.